1 00:00:00,203 --> 00:00:04,359 YVONNE: You can't seriously be considering paying for her surgeries. 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:05,360 RAY: His surgeries. 3 00:00:05,361 --> 00:00:06,959 - She's living with you. - He's. 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,319 Don't tell me what to call my child. 5 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,839 Oh, my God, how do you make a break-up look adorable? 6 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:16,119 - Yeah, that's really nice. - Check your phone. 7 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,679 80 likes in 20 seconds. Sam, thank you so much. 8 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,479 Why are you being such a drainer? 9 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,599 Well, excuse me for trying to be close to you. 10 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,839 I'm not your wife. 11 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,559 Actually, I just need to follow up on the cowhide chairs 12 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,079 and where your orders are at please, Bridget. 13 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,719 - Why? Have they arrived? - Yes. I don't know. 14 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,319 But I need to get on to that ASAP 15 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,399 because obviously we need that to happen. 16 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,920 I'll be in touch when I have the chairs. 17 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,879 (COMPUTER DINGS) 18 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,559 There he is. 19 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,039 Made, how are you. Oh, fuck, he's gone again. 20 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,479 Sorry Don, the connection's very bad this morning. 21 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:55,399 Ashley, are you watching Netflix? Shut it down. 22 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,999 - It's nearly at the end. - Oh, beg your pardon. 23 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,439 Seriously, I've got enough hold-ups with my cowhide chairs. 24 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,329 Don, he's back. 25 00:01:01,368 --> 00:01:04,039 - Ah, dirty Made! - Hello, Don! 26 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,759 You wanna see some exciting new products? 27 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,199 No, I want to see some old products. Delivered. My cowhide chairs. 28 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,999 - Where are they? - Well, Don, they're... 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,025 Oh, Jesus. 30 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:16,199 How much am I being slugged for this shitful service? 31 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,619 You did choose the $29 a month option, Don. 32 00:01:18,651 --> 00:01:19,914 Did you want to tether off my phone again? 33 00:01:19,985 --> 00:01:22,344 Don! Your phone was ringing in your office. 34 00:01:22,345 --> 00:01:23,704 Which is why I'm out here. 35 00:01:23,705 --> 00:01:25,344 It's annoying. Can you put it on silent? 36 00:01:25,345 --> 00:01:26,505 (RINGTONE BLARES) 37 00:01:26,506 --> 00:01:28,511 - Or change the ringtone? - Alright! 38 00:01:32,472 --> 00:01:33,872 Better mix it up a bit. 39 00:01:34,942 --> 00:01:36,581 Don! Can you see me? 40 00:01:36,814 --> 00:01:39,453 Made, you slippery bastard. Where are my chairs? 41 00:01:39,454 --> 00:01:41,573 I just told you, I shipped them three week ago. 42 00:01:41,574 --> 00:01:43,173 Three weeks ago? 43 00:01:43,174 --> 00:01:44,934 Maybe there's a problem with the ship. 44 00:01:46,254 --> 00:01:48,733 It couldn't have been turned back by Border Protection, could it? 45 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:51,893 Made, there's no-one trying to move to Australia 46 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:54,043 sitting in my chairs on that ship, I hope. 47 00:01:54,050 --> 00:01:56,413 - No. - I'll call the shipping company, Don. 48 00:01:56,414 --> 00:01:58,893 While I got you, Don. I have exciting new prod... 49 00:01:58,894 --> 00:02:00,453 Oh, bloody hell! 50 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,893 Just walking you over to Don now, Bridget. 51 00:02:03,894 --> 00:02:06,693 - I'll pop you on speaker. - Thank you. 52 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:09,573 It's Bridget! She said she can't get you on your mobile. 53 00:02:09,574 --> 00:02:12,333 (SIGHS) G'day, Bridge. 54 00:02:12,334 --> 00:02:15,053 - Are you avoiding me? - Avoiding you? 55 00:02:15,054 --> 00:02:17,784 Oh-oh, don't tell me Celeste didn't call you back 56 00:02:17,815 --> 00:02:20,533 about me being chock-a-block this morning. 57 00:02:20,534 --> 00:02:24,373 Celeste-we-forget we call her Bridget, we really, really do. 58 00:02:24,374 --> 00:02:26,973 They're selling cowhide chairs almost the same as mine 59 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:27,974 at Design Do-Overs. 60 00:02:27,975 --> 00:02:29,693 I have exciting new product for you, huh? 61 00:02:29,694 --> 00:02:32,093 - It's electric up and down... - Just hang on. 62 00:02:32,094 --> 00:02:34,733 - Are you talking to someone else? - Sitting is the new cancer... 63 00:02:34,734 --> 00:02:36,693 Now I've got the perfect connection. 64 00:02:36,694 --> 00:02:39,093 Bridget, I don't want you getting your knickers in a knot 65 00:02:39,094 --> 00:02:41,933 because, ah, I'm only going to have to untie them with my teeth. 66 00:02:41,934 --> 00:02:42,934 Oh, Don! 67 00:02:42,934 --> 00:02:44,094 Well, you put it on speaker. 68 00:02:44,095 --> 00:02:45,693 Are you not taking this seriously? 69 00:02:45,694 --> 00:02:49,213 I am going to lose my pre-orders if I don't get my bloody stock. 70 00:02:49,214 --> 00:02:51,303 Oh, that's just hurtful. 71 00:02:51,389 --> 00:02:54,668 To hear you doubting my supply chain... 72 00:02:54,669 --> 00:02:56,468 - Well, where are they? - Where are they? 73 00:02:56,469 --> 00:02:58,268 Um... 74 00:02:58,269 --> 00:03:03,068 Well, I'm actually being advised that, um, ah, doctors, ah, 75 00:03:03,069 --> 00:03:08,748 checking people's hearts are, um, are gonna knock themselves out 76 00:03:08,749 --> 00:03:12,508 trying to get hold of the chairs, I assume for their waiting rooms. 77 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:14,668 What? 78 00:03:14,669 --> 00:03:16,348 And I don't see any reason 79 00:03:16,349 --> 00:03:19,508 why we won't be able to drop them round to you today. 80 00:03:19,509 --> 00:03:21,348 Well, if you don't drop them around today, 81 00:03:21,349 --> 00:03:24,228 you can forget about ever dropping anything here again. 82 00:03:24,229 --> 00:03:26,949 Chairs, your guts or your pants. 83 00:03:28,949 --> 00:03:30,949 You are a very funny woman, Bridget. 84 00:03:32,909 --> 00:03:34,109 I think you've lost her. 85 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:35,549 Yes, Vijay, could we go, please? 86 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:45,760 - Synced and Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 87 00:03:52,989 --> 00:03:54,628 (CAR HORN BEEPS) 88 00:03:54,629 --> 00:03:56,309 What, is your start time fluid as well? 89 00:04:01,149 --> 00:04:02,149 - Hi. - Hey. 90 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:03,788 - Been shopping? - Yep. 91 00:04:03,789 --> 00:04:05,108 And? 92 00:04:05,109 --> 00:04:06,748 No, it's just I'm surprised. 93 00:04:06,749 --> 00:04:07,869 This is because deep down, 94 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:09,748 you don't like me wearing men's clothes, isn't it? 95 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,988 No, it's because deep down, you haven't paid rent for two months, 96 00:04:11,989 --> 00:04:14,548 you're supposedly saving for treatment and surgery 97 00:04:14,549 --> 00:04:16,108 and you should have been at work an hour ago. 98 00:04:16,109 --> 00:04:20,628 Can I treat myself, just once? Is that allowed? Under his eye? 99 00:04:20,629 --> 00:04:22,908 Oh! Ohh! 100 00:04:22,909 --> 00:04:25,748 - How are you, Coco? - Good. 101 00:04:25,749 --> 00:04:27,868 - Do you need anything? - No. 102 00:04:27,869 --> 00:04:29,331 - A hug? - Mm-mm. 103 00:04:29,393 --> 00:04:31,788 Ahh, OK. 104 00:04:31,789 --> 00:04:35,468 This is on my vision board. You are my inspiration. 105 00:04:35,469 --> 00:04:38,748 You know, when Sylvio ran off with his dental hygienist 106 00:04:38,749 --> 00:04:42,308 and left me with four kids, I felt like nobody understood. 107 00:04:42,309 --> 00:04:44,588 But you telling the world how fucked your life is 108 00:04:44,589 --> 00:04:46,788 just makes me feel normal. 109 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:49,428 Oh, and um, I bought that jumper, in blue. 110 00:04:49,429 --> 00:04:52,148 And I bought the Rapture Gourmet Ice Cream, but not the vanilla. 111 00:04:52,149 --> 00:04:54,388 - The banana bongo. - Oh, right. 112 00:04:54,389 --> 00:04:56,388 - Is Clay hooking up with his PT? - No. 113 00:04:56,389 --> 00:04:58,188 Are you sure? My mum said he was. 114 00:04:58,189 --> 00:05:00,948 She follows you now, and my aunties in South Korea. 115 00:05:00,949 --> 00:05:03,148 Have you seen that hashtag 116 00:05:03,149 --> 00:05:05,348 - Mmm. - "Seoul" as in South Korea. 117 00:05:05,349 --> 00:05:07,548 But it also sounds like "soul". 118 00:05:07,549 --> 00:05:10,588 Yeah. No, I'm not sure. Where's Sam? 119 00:05:10,589 --> 00:05:13,188 - Can we get a selfie? I'll take it. - Me too. 120 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:16,468 - No! None of those photos get posted. - Why not? 121 00:05:16,469 --> 00:05:19,748 Because Coco would never come to a place like this. 122 00:05:19,749 --> 00:05:24,268 Hmm. Hey Sam, um, can we have a talk? 123 00:05:24,269 --> 00:05:27,308 Sure. Let's grab a coffee. Say "bye" everyone. 124 00:05:27,309 --> 00:05:29,068 - Bye. - Bye. 125 00:05:29,069 --> 00:05:31,109 Bye, Coco. 126 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:37,709 - Leslie? - Yes? 127 00:05:38,789 --> 00:05:42,149 Look, I'm sorry if I upset you, but you promised me the rent. 128 00:05:43,189 --> 00:05:44,189 What do you think? 129 00:05:45,709 --> 00:05:47,908 I think it looks expensive. Where did you get the money? 130 00:05:47,909 --> 00:05:49,788 It's called a credit card, Dad. 131 00:05:49,789 --> 00:05:53,748 You're spending money you don't have. What's going on with you? 132 00:05:53,749 --> 00:05:55,789 - Just hang on a minute, Kim. - But I'm busting. 133 00:05:58,589 --> 00:06:01,788 - Can we talk about this over lunch? - I can't. 134 00:06:01,789 --> 00:06:03,229 I'm having lunch with someone else. 135 00:06:04,629 --> 00:06:08,268 - OK. Someone special? - Yes. 136 00:06:08,269 --> 00:06:10,868 - Like a date? - Yes. 137 00:06:10,869 --> 00:06:12,708 Is this the first date you've been on since you... 138 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:13,709 Yes. 139 00:06:15,429 --> 00:06:19,548 - You a bit loose in the bowel? - Yes. 140 00:06:19,549 --> 00:06:20,989 Seriously, Ray. 141 00:06:23,589 --> 00:06:27,468 Kleenex want you using their tissues exclusively. 142 00:06:27,469 --> 00:06:28,549 Oh, wow. 143 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:30,308 The Himalayan Spa Retreat 144 00:06:30,309 --> 00:06:34,588 would love for you to emotionally recover in their six-star luxury. 145 00:06:34,589 --> 00:06:38,148 Oh, and I've got Slater and Gordon very interested. 146 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:40,468 Oh, my God, are they those London designers? 147 00:06:40,469 --> 00:06:44,788 No, they're the Australian lawyers, just in case things get really ugly. 148 00:06:44,789 --> 00:06:46,668 Who else? 149 00:06:46,669 --> 00:06:49,908 Sexyland want you to rep their vibrators. Fuck off! 150 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,588 Who do they think you are? 151 00:06:51,589 --> 00:06:54,668 Ooh, what about this, though? L'Oreal. 152 00:06:54,669 --> 00:06:56,948 They want you to do a billboard campaign, 153 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:59,028 because "now that she's back on the market, 154 00:06:59,029 --> 00:07:01,748 "she's gotta be her blemish-free best." 155 00:07:01,749 --> 00:07:04,508 - I'm not. - No, but they can do PhotoShop. 156 00:07:04,509 --> 00:07:05,629 I'm not back on the market. 157 00:07:07,189 --> 00:07:09,549 Clay and I... Clay and I got back together. 158 00:07:11,269 --> 00:07:15,189 Ohh, I'm sorry. It's OK. 159 00:07:16,050 --> 00:07:18,831 _ 160 00:07:25,469 --> 00:07:27,068 Alright, Vijay. 161 00:07:27,069 --> 00:07:30,268 let's see if we can't free my must-have cowhide chair knock-offs 162 00:07:30,269 --> 00:07:33,668 from the oppressive regime of these waterside communists. 163 00:07:33,669 --> 00:07:35,930 G'day, fellas. 164 00:07:35,969 --> 00:07:39,389 I'll have one with onion and tomato sauce, thanks. 165 00:07:41,909 --> 00:07:45,628 Don Angel, CEO World Wide Business Group. 166 00:07:45,629 --> 00:07:49,108 And I am Vijay Kapoor, CEO of Doppelganger Designs. 167 00:07:49,109 --> 00:07:52,228 We are hoping to pick up a shipment of chairs from Indonesia. 168 00:07:52,229 --> 00:07:56,349 From, ah, Made. Don't know his last name. 169 00:07:59,709 --> 00:08:00,789 What have you got there? 170 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:03,068 Is that lamb and pine nut or something? 171 00:08:03,069 --> 00:08:04,908 - Is that... - It's a nationwide strike. 172 00:08:04,909 --> 00:08:07,348 So you're not going to get your chairs today, mate, I'm sorry. 173 00:08:07,349 --> 00:08:11,428 Well, hang on, hang on. I understand how these things work. 174 00:08:11,429 --> 00:08:14,148 Does, ah, does that help 175 00:08:14,149 --> 00:08:16,908 grease the wheels of the, ah, cranes 176 00:08:16,909 --> 00:08:20,068 that lift the containers out of the ship? 177 00:08:20,069 --> 00:08:23,988 And I'll throw that in, too, for some kebabs, maybe. 178 00:08:23,989 --> 00:08:24,989 We're taking strike action 179 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:27,388 in solidarity with our Indonesian comrades. 180 00:08:27,389 --> 00:08:30,948 We're not unloading any ships today. It's a matter of principle. 181 00:08:30,949 --> 00:08:34,068 A matter of principle, I understand. I'm sorry. 182 00:08:34,069 --> 00:08:35,828 I've insulted you. 183 00:08:35,829 --> 00:08:38,308 Shall we say $200? 184 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,748 I don't think the public want 185 00:08:40,749 --> 00:08:43,748 harmony and lightness and love in your life yet. 186 00:08:43,749 --> 00:08:45,628 What do you mean? 187 00:08:45,629 --> 00:08:48,308 Do not send that to Seoul! 188 00:08:48,309 --> 00:08:51,349 I mean, everybody loves you when you're sad. 189 00:08:54,149 --> 00:08:56,908 Your brand is stronger with you two separated. 190 00:08:56,909 --> 00:08:58,069 Mmm. 191 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:02,628 Look, you and Clay, feet together on the beach? 80,000 likes. 192 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:08,588 But, you with one of Clay's Paul Smith shirts slashed to ribbons, 193 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,868 126,000. 194 00:09:10,869 --> 00:09:15,788 And you throwing all of Clay's shit from your TV room into a skip, 195 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,308 145,000 likes. 196 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:20,868 Genius combo of everyone's major obsessions, 197 00:09:20,869 --> 00:09:22,548 break-ups and decluttering. 198 00:09:22,549 --> 00:09:24,228 I do see what you're saying, but... 199 00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:26,868 It's not like it's forever. 200 00:09:26,869 --> 00:09:29,629 But this break-up train has a few stops to go yet. 201 00:09:30,869 --> 00:09:33,429 L'Oreal billboards. 202 00:09:35,189 --> 00:09:36,468 Wow. 203 00:09:36,469 --> 00:09:38,789 Break up train. Choo-choo! 204 00:09:42,189 --> 00:09:45,628 Alright. This is my final... OK. OK. OK. 205 00:09:45,629 --> 00:09:48,468 Just saying, this is my final offer. 206 00:09:48,469 --> 00:09:52,188 I'm not bluffing now. There's 350 bucks. 207 00:09:52,189 --> 00:09:54,749 Plus my 10, and this. 208 00:09:56,069 --> 00:10:01,028 $365. Absolute upper limit. 209 00:10:01,029 --> 00:10:04,468 You'll, ah, probably get yourself a baby Weber for that. 210 00:10:04,469 --> 00:10:06,028 Or a new megaphone. 211 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:08,308 You two clumsy dicks better clear off before it gets dark. 212 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:09,708 Dark? 213 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,589 It's pretty dark in a coma. 214 00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:18,828 This is exactly the problem, isn't it? 215 00:10:18,829 --> 00:10:20,829 This is exactly it, Don. 216 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:25,268 Everything that's wrong with this country 217 00:10:25,269 --> 00:10:28,068 is sitting around that barbecue right now 218 00:10:28,069 --> 00:10:29,948 getting paid triple time 219 00:10:29,949 --> 00:10:32,908 because you bloody work for six minutes in a row 220 00:10:32,909 --> 00:10:35,068 without getting a break. 221 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,988 Which, granted, must be a shock to the system 222 00:10:37,989 --> 00:10:41,548 after your annual leave and sick leave, 223 00:10:41,549 --> 00:10:43,588 long service leave, 224 00:10:43,589 --> 00:10:44,589 stress leave, 225 00:10:44,590 --> 00:10:46,348 paternity leave, 226 00:10:46,349 --> 00:10:47,628 disorientation leave 227 00:10:47,629 --> 00:10:50,948 because actually being at work for six minutes completely threw you, 228 00:10:50,949 --> 00:10:54,828 all the while taking your sly little under-the-table kickbacks 229 00:10:54,829 --> 00:10:58,748 whilst mugs like Vijay and I pay our full whack of tax. 230 00:10:58,749 --> 00:11:00,028 Yes, we are mugs. 231 00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:01,109 You lot wouldn't have jobs 232 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:04,668 if it wasn't for risk-taking entrepreneurs like me 233 00:11:04,669 --> 00:11:06,788 importing goods into this country. 234 00:11:06,789 --> 00:11:09,028 Goods that you wouldn't be able to afford 235 00:11:09,029 --> 00:11:10,949 if we paid the original designers. 236 00:11:12,429 --> 00:11:15,828 Next time you think it's a good idea to jack up the minimum wage, 237 00:11:15,829 --> 00:11:18,029 try asking someone who has to pay it. 238 00:11:19,269 --> 00:11:22,749 At least someone's unloaded today. 239 00:11:34,509 --> 00:11:35,828 Hi, Ray. 240 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,868 Olivia, is Cody gay? 241 00:11:38,869 --> 00:11:42,268 Ah, no. No. 242 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,748 Sorry, I-I just know that you two are quite close. 243 00:11:44,749 --> 00:11:47,788 Not as close as the girls he hooks up with on Tinder. 244 00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:48,949 Right. 245 00:11:48,950 --> 00:11:52,588 But, Ray, don't you think you're a bit old for him? 246 00:11:52,589 --> 00:11:55,908 - No, it's not for me. - Could he be bisexual? 247 00:11:55,909 --> 00:11:58,308 No! Cody can't multi-task. 248 00:11:58,309 --> 00:12:00,789 No, alright. Thank you. 249 00:12:03,909 --> 00:12:05,628 Be very careful. 250 00:12:05,629 --> 00:12:07,148 I've eaten here before, Dad. 251 00:12:07,149 --> 00:12:09,908 I think you're barking up the wrong tree. 252 00:12:09,909 --> 00:12:12,388 The Cody tree. 253 00:12:12,389 --> 00:12:16,148 I think he's less a flame tree and more a straight old pine. 254 00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:17,149 What? 255 00:12:18,269 --> 00:12:20,228 I don't think Cody is right for you. 256 00:12:20,229 --> 00:12:23,149 Do you give out relationship advice here every day, Dr Phil? 257 00:12:24,549 --> 00:12:25,549 Oh, it's just... 258 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,268 I appreciate that you're looking out for me, 259 00:12:27,269 --> 00:12:29,108 but you need to trust me on this one. 260 00:12:29,109 --> 00:12:31,348 Cody and I have a thing. The real thing. 261 00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:34,389 Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow. 262 00:12:39,189 --> 00:12:41,148 So, do we have a Plan B, Don? 263 00:12:41,149 --> 00:12:45,348 Plan B, Vijay, is to stall Bridget until we can make Plan A work. 264 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,308 Otherwise she's going to be making those chairs herself 265 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,308 out of my scrotum. 266 00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:50,949 (CRUNCH!) 267 00:13:02,269 --> 00:13:04,149 (PHONE RINGS) 268 00:13:05,429 --> 00:13:06,988 Hi, Don. How'd you go? 269 00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:11,068 Celeste, I need four new tyres here straightaway. 270 00:13:11,069 --> 00:13:13,108 Four tyres, yes. 271 00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:15,908 Is this to help with negotiations with the unionists? 272 00:13:15,909 --> 00:13:19,908 No, it's to help with driving my car, away, from the unionists. 273 00:13:19,909 --> 00:13:21,668 So, get on to Bridgestone 274 00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:25,069 or whichever bunch of rubber monkeys will do it the cheapest. 275 00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:29,029 Quick as you can thanks, Celeste. 276 00:13:31,949 --> 00:13:34,348 I didn't know they reserved tables here. 277 00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:35,988 They don't. 278 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,108 I just wanted to make sure we got our table. 279 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,908 Our table? 280 00:13:39,909 --> 00:13:41,709 Yeah, this is where we had our first great chat. 281 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:47,149 Yeah... That's... yeah. That's right. 282 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,909 I can't wait. This is for you. 283 00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:54,628 - What? - To open. 284 00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:55,789 OK. 285 00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:58,628 Oh wow. 286 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,228 Like it? 287 00:14:00,229 --> 00:14:01,828 - Is this for me? - Try it on. 288 00:14:01,829 --> 00:14:03,428 OK. 289 00:14:03,429 --> 00:14:06,588 I bought this one and then I saw that one in blue. 290 00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:07,647 And I remembered how you were saying 291 00:14:07,654 --> 00:14:09,028 that you struggle to find clothes... 292 00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:09,662 Yep. 293 00:14:09,669 --> 00:14:11,092 ..and you don't know what's fashionable. 294 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:14,068 - Oh, my God, it's perfect. - It actually fits me. 295 00:14:14,069 --> 00:14:15,069 How did you get my size right? 296 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,828 I'm a good judge. 297 00:14:16,829 --> 00:14:20,029 Wow. Thanks, man. 298 00:14:20,629 --> 00:14:22,948 How much do I owe ya? Hope it was on sale. 299 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,708 Nothing, and it wasn't. 300 00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:26,548 What? No, I can't not pay you for it. 301 00:14:26,549 --> 00:14:28,868 How can I not pay you for it? 302 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,469 'Cause it was a present. 303 00:14:34,189 --> 00:14:36,069 Ah, um... 304 00:14:38,549 --> 00:14:42,668 Leslie, um, I'm not gay. 305 00:14:42,669 --> 00:14:44,737 Neither am I. 306 00:14:45,389 --> 00:14:47,988 Well, at least one of us would have to be. 307 00:14:47,989 --> 00:14:49,309 What are you talking about? 308 00:14:50,509 --> 00:14:51,669 Well, you're a dude. 309 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,908 But it's not about that. 310 00:14:53,909 --> 00:14:57,027 It's about you liking me and me liking you. 311 00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,234 Yeah. 312 00:14:59,371 --> 00:15:03,355 Um... I-I don't, though. 313 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,189 Not like that, I mean. 314 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,069 Um... 315 00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,429 You probably want the jacket back. 316 00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:28,628 They are lamb and pine nut. Can you smell that? 317 00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,189 I am starving. 318 00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,269 I think I've got some mints, Don. 319 00:15:34,269 --> 00:15:35,669 That'll do. 320 00:15:38,149 --> 00:15:40,989 - No, I'll need more than two. - Of course, Don. 321 00:15:43,469 --> 00:15:44,589 (CAR HORN BEEPS) 322 00:15:48,192 --> 00:15:51,428 How fucking spicy are these? 323 00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:54,148 Why are you buying the extra strength ones? 324 00:15:54,149 --> 00:15:56,108 That's just broadcasting you've got bad breath. 325 00:15:56,109 --> 00:15:59,668 - Hi, Don. - What are you doing here? 326 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:01,868 What do you mean, "What am I doing here?" 327 00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:04,668 Tell me you didn't just go and buy four tyres. 328 00:16:04,669 --> 00:16:06,868 How many did you need? 329 00:16:06,869 --> 00:16:09,828 You were supposed to get a mobile fitting service. 330 00:16:09,829 --> 00:16:11,588 I thought Vijay could do it. 331 00:16:11,589 --> 00:16:15,588 Oh what, because that's the sort of unskilled labour Indians do? 332 00:16:15,589 --> 00:16:16,948 Can you do it? 333 00:16:16,949 --> 00:16:19,188 Sure, but it will take longer without the right tools. 334 00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:22,988 Oh, why does this shit keep happening to me? 335 00:16:22,989 --> 00:16:25,229 Alright, Veej, get cracking. 336 00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:28,588 What happened? 337 00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:29,709 That happened. 338 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,628 Union thuggery. 339 00:16:31,629 --> 00:16:34,788 Blocking the large intestine of small business. 340 00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:37,708 - What appalling behaviour. - Isn't it? 341 00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,828 I've got half a mind to get the Royal Commission reopened, 342 00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:42,508 but that's what the Left do, Celeste. 343 00:16:42,509 --> 00:16:43,988 You challenge their point of view 344 00:16:43,989 --> 00:16:49,068 and they just lash out like the unarticulate savages they are. 345 00:16:49,069 --> 00:16:51,908 But why won't they give you your chairs? 346 00:16:51,909 --> 00:16:53,948 What is the strike actually about? 347 00:16:53,949 --> 00:16:57,868 Oh, some shit about foreign workers being exploited or something. 348 00:16:57,869 --> 00:16:59,509 (GRUNTS) 349 00:17:06,949 --> 00:17:10,708 Oh. I'm so sorry, Ray. 350 00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:14,548 I'm not gay, and-and-and I know I hurt Leslie's feelings. 351 00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:16,588 I really didn't mean to, and I'm not against it. 352 00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:18,068 I'm absolutely not. 353 00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:20,748 I mean, go for it, I reckon, if you're into it. 354 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:23,428 - It's just not who I am. - Yeah, Cody, it's fine. 355 00:17:23,429 --> 00:17:27,188 You can't help the way you are, although it would have been handy. 356 00:17:27,189 --> 00:17:29,709 Yeah. Is Leslie alright? 357 00:17:31,069 --> 00:17:32,069 I don't know. 358 00:17:34,029 --> 00:17:36,548 - Has anyone here seen Leslie? - I wish. 359 00:17:36,549 --> 00:17:38,708 He's supposed to be redesigning my Knock Knock range. 360 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,188 - Is he? - Yeah. 361 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,028 Don wants to spread the jokes out. 362 00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:44,348 So the knock knock bit goes on this sheet, 363 00:17:44,349 --> 00:17:48,028 and the answer goes over all these sheets. 364 00:17:48,029 --> 00:17:51,108 It's so smart. They're gonna use so much more toilet paper. 365 00:17:51,109 --> 00:17:52,109 But we're stuffed, 366 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:55,108 'cause Leslie's not here and we're due at the Chinese printers at five. 367 00:17:55,109 --> 00:17:57,788 - Right. - It's super healthy. It's on trend. 368 00:17:57,789 --> 00:17:59,068 Colonic irrigation. 369 00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:02,948 So that you really get Clay out of your system. 370 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,028 They're the number one colon irrigators in the state, 371 00:18:05,029 --> 00:18:07,468 so it's a prestige endorsement. 372 00:18:07,469 --> 00:18:08,788 Just hang on a sec, Coco. 373 00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:11,548 - Have you seen Leslie? - Nope. 374 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,148 Leslie's gone. He's gone home for the afternoon. 375 00:18:14,149 --> 00:18:16,108 Oh, bloody hell. 376 00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:17,428 Ah, good luck. 377 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,148 I've left him a bunch of messages and he won't call me back. 378 00:18:20,149 --> 00:18:21,189 Can I go home for the afternoon? 379 00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:24,028 - Leslie wasn't feeling well. - I'm not feeling well. 380 00:18:24,029 --> 00:18:25,229 What's wrong with you? 381 00:18:26,349 --> 00:18:28,108 What was wrong with him? 382 00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:30,669 Hi, you've called Leslie. Leave a message. 383 00:18:31,685 --> 00:18:33,309 Kim, I'm heading home too. 384 00:18:34,749 --> 00:18:36,069 This is fucked. 385 00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:45,775 _ 386 00:18:46,949 --> 00:18:49,068 (STOMACH RUMBLES AND GURGLES) 387 00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:51,308 Well, I'm not standing for this. 388 00:18:51,309 --> 00:18:52,748 What are you doing? 389 00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:53,949 Celeste? 390 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:57,268 Listen, they've just slashed my tyres. Steady on. 391 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,548 - I'm not afraid of them, Don! - Yeah, no, neither am I. 392 00:18:59,549 --> 00:19:01,788 It's just that where are you going to get four new tyres 393 00:19:01,789 --> 00:19:02,715 this late in the day? 394 00:19:02,739 --> 00:19:08,388 Excuse me! My name is Celeste and I'm Don Angel's personal assistant. 395 00:19:08,389 --> 00:19:11,468 Well, well, you selfish bullies. 396 00:19:11,469 --> 00:19:13,908 It's all very well to be concerned 397 00:19:13,909 --> 00:19:15,668 about the welfare of people overseas, 398 00:19:15,669 --> 00:19:18,228 but how about having a look around in your own backyard? 399 00:19:18,229 --> 00:19:19,988 Hear, hear. 400 00:19:19,989 --> 00:19:22,228 You haven't even considered 401 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,709 how your actions could be affecting Don's personal life, have you? 402 00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:31,548 He's always had difficulty forming and maintaining relationships, 403 00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:34,028 but this one with Bridget's been going on for some months now. 404 00:19:34,029 --> 00:19:35,588 Bridget's the one the chairs are for. 405 00:19:35,589 --> 00:19:38,548 But now you're jeopardising it. Are you happy? 406 00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:40,948 In fact I think you've probably ruined it 407 00:19:40,949 --> 00:19:43,348 because the chairs are a sort of metaphor for their relationship. 408 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,028 They're sort of stuck and can't advance 409 00:19:46,029 --> 00:19:49,148 while the chairs are stuck in one of your containers. 410 00:19:49,149 --> 00:19:52,028 So why don't you get off your moral high horse 411 00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:57,029 and show some concern for this fragile man's emotional wellbeing? 412 00:19:59,189 --> 00:20:03,749 - (FARTS) - (ALL LAUGH) 413 00:20:06,349 --> 00:20:08,348 Oh, thanks for coming. 414 00:20:08,349 --> 00:20:09,828 He won't come out of his room. 415 00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:12,869 I can hear crying but he won't answer me. 416 00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:15,909 I think he really had his heart broken. 417 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,988 I just thought we could be a united front. 418 00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:21,708 - A united front? - Mmm. 419 00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,188 No, this is not a united front. 420 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,388 This is good old Mum sorting your shit out 421 00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:27,988 because you are clearly out of your depth. 422 00:20:27,989 --> 00:20:30,668 Welcome to being a parent, an actual parent, 423 00:20:30,669 --> 00:20:33,509 instead of a politically correct yes man. 424 00:20:35,229 --> 00:20:37,127 A slightly harsher interpretation than I would have put on it, 425 00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:39,429 but the siege continues. 426 00:20:41,589 --> 00:20:43,189 Leslie? 427 00:20:44,438 --> 00:20:47,109 Leslie, come on. Come and talk to us. Please? 428 00:20:49,109 --> 00:20:51,829 The sooner you come out the sooner we can help you. 429 00:20:53,909 --> 00:20:57,188 Whatever you've done it can't be as big a fuck-up 430 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,709 as I made of our family. 431 00:21:03,949 --> 00:21:05,469 Aww. 432 00:21:06,749 --> 00:21:09,549 Can't believe I didn't think of that. 433 00:21:15,069 --> 00:21:16,788 So, how big are the billboards gonna be? 434 00:21:16,789 --> 00:21:19,148 Like, billboard size. 435 00:21:19,149 --> 00:21:22,908 - Babe, I am so proud of you. - You too. 436 00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:24,628 Excuse me? 437 00:21:24,629 --> 00:21:26,429 Are you guys getting back together? 438 00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:30,948 No. No, definitely not. 439 00:21:30,949 --> 00:21:33,228 Um, but you look you look really happy. 440 00:21:33,229 --> 00:21:34,389 We do? 441 00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:35,749 We're not happy. 442 00:21:36,949 --> 00:21:40,268 We're just here because we're splitting up our stuff. 443 00:21:40,269 --> 00:21:43,388 'Cause he wants the Sonos and the Dyson, which is really unfair 444 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,108 because they were gifted to me. 445 00:21:45,109 --> 00:21:48,108 Um, so yeah, it's been, like, really painful. 446 00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:50,748 So you, like, you really did sleep with your personal trainer? 447 00:21:50,749 --> 00:21:52,948 - No. - Yes. He did. 448 00:21:52,949 --> 00:21:55,349 He slept with her for six months. 449 00:21:57,269 --> 00:21:59,788 - You are such a prick. - Yeah. 450 00:21:59,789 --> 00:22:03,028 What can I say, you know? She's hot. 451 00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:06,028 Have you seen her butt pics on Insta? 452 00:22:06,029 --> 00:22:07,989 Well, I'm only human! 453 00:22:13,829 --> 00:22:16,188 - So, tell me, what happened? - I don't know. 454 00:22:16,189 --> 00:22:20,348 We were getting along amazingly, and we had this real connection. 455 00:22:20,349 --> 00:22:24,108 And then he was like, "I'm not gay," and I was like, "Neither am I." 456 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:27,469 What do you mean? Of course you are. You're a man. He's a man. 457 00:22:29,429 --> 00:22:30,788 That is quite gay. 458 00:22:30,789 --> 00:22:31,949 But I've always liked boys. 459 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:35,309 - And now you're a boy, so... - You can't have it both ways. 460 00:22:36,509 --> 00:22:39,668 Although maybe you can. I'm not quite sure how it all works. 461 00:22:39,669 --> 00:22:42,108 But I don't identify as gay. 462 00:22:42,109 --> 00:22:43,748 Why do we need these labels anyway? 463 00:22:43,749 --> 00:22:46,228 Are you serious? You're the queen of labels. 464 00:22:46,229 --> 00:22:47,828 King. 465 00:22:47,829 --> 00:22:49,308 There we go. 466 00:22:49,309 --> 00:22:51,788 And God help me if I use the wrong pronoun. 467 00:22:51,789 --> 00:22:53,628 Boy or girl, I'm still the same person. 468 00:22:53,629 --> 00:22:55,788 Yes, you are the same person, 469 00:22:55,789 --> 00:22:59,228 who always races into things impetuously, 470 00:22:59,229 --> 00:23:01,966 like a relationship with a straight man. 471 00:23:01,982 --> 00:23:05,990 Or having your uterus removed. 472 00:23:05,997 --> 00:23:09,428 That is so far down the track and maybe. 473 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,188 What does it matter? 474 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,788 I'll still be your child. 475 00:23:13,789 --> 00:23:16,628 Uterus or no uterus, I still came out of yours. 476 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:20,788 But why do you want to tamper with the way you were made? 477 00:23:20,789 --> 00:23:22,868 The way I was made by you. 478 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,269 This isn't about you, it's about me. 479 00:23:26,589 --> 00:23:28,509 Oh Leslie, please don't go. 480 00:23:37,189 --> 00:23:40,708 "Difficulty forming and maintaining relationships?" 481 00:23:40,709 --> 00:23:41,749 Well? 482 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:43,828 Well, for one thing, horseshit. 483 00:23:43,829 --> 00:23:47,068 I've had millions of relationships, so that makes me an expert. 484 00:23:47,069 --> 00:23:50,068 For another thing, you're talking to unionists, 485 00:23:50,069 --> 00:23:52,148 not clinical psychologists. 486 00:23:52,149 --> 00:23:55,228 And for an even other thing, what happened to my privacy? 487 00:23:55,229 --> 00:23:58,188 How would you like it if I said, "Oh, don't listen to her. 488 00:23:58,189 --> 00:23:59,589 "She's got a drinking problem." 489 00:24:00,669 --> 00:24:02,428 But I don't have a drinking problem. 490 00:24:02,429 --> 00:24:05,988 And I don't have a problem with my top shelf love-life. 491 00:24:05,989 --> 00:24:07,868 What I import into this country 492 00:24:07,869 --> 00:24:10,468 has very little to do with what I export into Bridget. 493 00:24:10,469 --> 00:24:15,148 Any other insights into my psyche, Sigrid Freud? 494 00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:16,748 Well... 495 00:24:16,749 --> 00:24:19,548 ..I think you're scared of commitment. 496 00:24:19,549 --> 00:24:23,468 Oh, here we go. That old chestnut. 497 00:24:23,469 --> 00:24:26,788 Haven't I committed to this extra-marital affair with Bridget? 498 00:24:26,789 --> 00:24:31,028 Yes, because she's married and unavailable to commit. 499 00:24:31,029 --> 00:24:32,429 (KNOCK ON WINDOW) 500 00:24:36,229 --> 00:24:37,949 Strike's over. You can have your chairs. 501 00:24:39,829 --> 00:24:43,426 There is a $365 handling fee. 502 00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:45,284 - Is there? - Mmm. 503 00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:50,988 Good on you for, ah, sticking to your principles, though. 504 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,349 Good luck with your emotional wellbeing. 505 00:24:57,824 --> 00:24:59,943 Alright, you want commitment? 506 00:25:00,389 --> 00:25:02,349 - (PUTS PHONE ON SPEAKER) - Let's have commitment. 507 00:25:06,749 --> 00:25:08,828 - Have you got good news for me? - Sure have. 508 00:25:08,829 --> 00:25:13,708 I am ready to commit, babe. To you. 509 00:25:13,709 --> 00:25:15,588 Enough of this cloak and dagger. 510 00:25:15,589 --> 00:25:19,228 Get your cloak off and stick the dagger in Dirty Darren's back. 511 00:25:19,229 --> 00:25:21,548 How about we take this thing to the next level 512 00:25:21,549 --> 00:25:24,708 and just move in together. 513 00:25:24,709 --> 00:25:25,709 This weekend. 514 00:25:30,189 --> 00:25:32,068 Big news, hey babe? 515 00:25:32,069 --> 00:25:34,949 Where are my bloody chairs, Don? 516 00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:38,458 Your chairs? 517 00:25:42,213 --> 00:25:43,749 Not available. 518 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:47,949 - Oh, Don! - OK. 519 00:25:49,029 --> 00:25:51,389 - Ohh! - Yep. 520 00:25:58,069 --> 00:26:02,268 Leslie normally does Deliveroo, but I'm sure these still work. 521 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,948 Maybe I should go. 522 00:26:03,949 --> 00:26:07,508 No, we can lure him back in with pizza, finish talking. 523 00:26:07,509 --> 00:26:09,868 - LESLIE: I'm going out. - (DOOR SLAMS) 524 00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:11,269 OK, well another night, then. 525 00:26:15,829 --> 00:26:18,388 Yvonne, are you OK? 526 00:26:18,389 --> 00:26:20,788 I don't know why this keeps happening. 527 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:24,948 I can't talk to her, him, without one of us exploding. 528 00:26:24,949 --> 00:26:28,732 Ah, well... 529 00:26:30,229 --> 00:26:31,229 Sorry. 530 00:26:34,269 --> 00:26:36,668 It's OK. 531 00:26:36,669 --> 00:26:41,108 I'm-I'm so unhappy. 532 00:26:41,109 --> 00:26:45,828 Things will get better. There's no guidebook for any of this. 533 00:26:45,829 --> 00:26:48,588 We're all just bumbling our way through. 534 00:26:48,589 --> 00:26:49,988 Particularly you. 535 00:26:49,989 --> 00:26:51,269 Particularly me. 536 00:27:11,669 --> 00:27:13,788 Do you mind if I move my chair in closer? 537 00:27:13,789 --> 00:27:15,989 Do you mind if I stay the night? 538 00:27:16,907 --> 00:27:18,749 I haven't got any condoms. 539 00:27:19,869 --> 00:27:22,229 You idiot, I haven't got any eggs. 540 00:27:23,069 --> 00:27:25,709 (BOTH LAUGH) 541 00:27:25,914 --> 00:27:28,679 - Synced and Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 542 00:27:28,749 --> 00:27:30,308 What do you mean, call an Uber? 543 00:27:30,309 --> 00:27:33,068 Because I'm not dropping you at your personal trainer's house. 544 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:36,148 - Why would I go to her house? - Because she's tight. And fit. 545 00:27:36,149 --> 00:27:38,108 You're the one that said that I slept with her. 546 00:27:38,109 --> 00:27:40,028 - What was I meant to say? - I don't know. 547 00:27:40,029 --> 00:27:42,069 Not, "Have you seen her butt shots on Insta?" 548 00:27:44,109 --> 00:27:46,068 Are you fucking kidding me? 549 00:27:46,069 --> 00:27:47,428 Babe, open the door. 550 00:27:47,429 --> 00:27:49,108 We should never have gotten back together. 551 00:27:49,109 --> 00:27:52,348 Coco. Coco! Coco! 552 00:27:52,349 --> 00:27:53,788 No, I want the Dyson! 553 00:27:53,789 --> 00:27:55,709 It was me who got that on contra! 554 00:27:57,829 --> 00:27:59,828 Hey, Clay. Quick selfie? 555 00:27:59,829 --> 00:28:01,469 Yeah, sure buddy. 556 00:28:04,313 --> 00:28:07,748 What's going on? Are you guys talking about me? 557 00:28:07,749 --> 00:28:09,348 - Yes. - No. 558 00:28:09,349 --> 00:28:11,205 You and me, we're done. 559 00:28:11,245 --> 00:28:14,748 You do not throw away the type of sex we're having in your shop 560 00:28:14,749 --> 00:28:15,749 just like that. 561 00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:19,828 A claim against the Angel Family Trust brought by... 562 00:28:19,829 --> 00:28:21,348 That little fucker. 563 00:28:21,349 --> 00:28:25,548 The ATO is telling me I have to come to a mediation between you and Alex. 564 00:28:25,549 --> 00:28:29,628 It was never your money, mate. You didn't earn it. 565 00:28:29,629 --> 00:28:32,748 I did and I hid it according to the law. 566 00:28:32,749 --> 00:28:37,749 Oh, Ray! Sam is drunk, although Ashley's saying she's munted. 567 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:42,349 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0